Bill Gates: Hell or heaven ?

Bill Gates dies and stands before St. Peter at the Pearlies.

St. Peter says: "I don't know what to do with you. On the one hand you invented Microsoft Word and Excel; for these you should go to the heaven. On the other hand you invented Windows 95, so maybe you should go to Hell."

Gates pipes up, "Let me decide. I'm an adventurous guy; I might surprise you."

St. Peter shrugs "All right, but you have to try Heaven first". Gates agrees. He visits Heaven, which is a really mellow place where everybody lays around on clouds, eats grapes, and listened to their choice of peaceful music. Then he checks out Hell, where he finds a big orgy/party. All kinds of wild sex and drugs-taking is going on. Gates opts for Hell.

"Are you sure ?"

"Absolutely!"

"Ok, I'll check on you in a month," St. Peter snaps his fingers and Gates disappears.

One month later Peter visits Hell, where he finds a miserable Gates being hung against a wall, with flames licking his testicles, lashes tearing his flesh and birds pecking at his eyes. Gates is really ticked off.

"You lied to me."

"How so ?"

"This wasn't the vision of Hell you showed me before!"

"Ah, yes, that was the Beta version."